Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Did I show you my penis last night?
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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