whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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