What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
I just look @ having a child spit on you as another form of birth control. I think my ovaries just tied themselves in a knot.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
Randomize
