i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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