just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
moving back to school this early was a terrible idea we already used up our bail fund
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
Whenever someone tells me they've never met a bisexual, I feel like a majestic fucking unicorn.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
Randomize
