Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
she peed on how many people?
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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