that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
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