I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
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