My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
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