Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
i feel like i'm a professional at blowjobs i can deep throat an entire spatula
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
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