I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Whiskey and tits go great with anything. Especially fire.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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