STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
Randomize
