So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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