16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
Hey had an urgent voicemail from the Illinois national guard....have you been using my identity for your blackout weekend?
Yes and yes
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Wellp yesterday was spent absurdly hungover and today was spent in planned parenthood so I hope that's not an indication of the year to come
We're snowed in with only two condoms. This will literally be valentines day russian roullette.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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