you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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