Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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