I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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