i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
I just put condoms in a mason jar because it looked prettier than the box.I think I've peaked.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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