hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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