im trying to pick out the cookie crumbs from my adderall. it is a lot harder than it seems.
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
it glows. i had to have it.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Floor bacon is actually really good
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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