with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
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