I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
sick fucks of a feather flock together
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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