I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
He had me sit on his face until I begged him to stop, then held me there 5 minutes longer. I rested my head on his chest, told him I needed time to recover....and slept for 6 hours. By the time I woke, he was already at work. I just sent him a countdown times until his shift is over.
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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