i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I just saw a pair of panties stretched over a fire hydrant on campus... I need to get the fuck out of this town
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
You know that voice that tells you to do something spontaneous after 1am? Don't listen to it.
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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