i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
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