ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
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