Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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