i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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