PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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