yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
No matter what I do you still love me. It's like loving a retarded kid. A retarded kid that keeps trying to sleep with you.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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