He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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