True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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