Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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