he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Are you hungover?
No. I'm hiding under my covers and hoping it doesn't find me.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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