Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
She had a tattoo on her pelvis that said "it's cock-o-clock" an had clocks and hot dogs exploding away from it. I'd like to tell you it was deal breaker buuuuuuut.......
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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