I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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