I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
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