PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Did I show you my penis last night?
found scuba porn. totally not sexy. life continues to disappoint.
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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