dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
You told me you were going to invite all of your Tinder matches to the same bar on the same night and make them compete for your affection in a series of Lust Olympics. Winner gets laid.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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