i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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