she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
sober me is the one who makes bad decisions every boyfriend I've ever had I met sober
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
I'm glad you had fun with your genitals.
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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