i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
the day after is always just damage control
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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