i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
sick fucks of a feather flock together
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
You said that my dog would "complete your puzzle" then you got naked and took it behind the bar
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
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