ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
Should I have spent my entire pay check on Crown Royal and LSD? No. Do I regret it? Also, no.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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