In the future we'll all be gay
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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I was the one passing out cake at the bars
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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