In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
you smell like vanilla and daddy issues
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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