ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
He felt like a one man threesome
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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