doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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