so that wasnt chicken after all
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
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