'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I woke up with a pinecone in my hair. A full pine cone.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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