just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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