She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
just saw a girl run into an automatic sliding door, back up and try again
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