so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
It was a bad idea to take ecstasy with cats in the house. No animal likes being touched that much. Let me know how your eye feels tomorrow
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
