Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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