So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
there is a polo shirt epidemic at this bar. also, im pretty sure i just saw the grown-up coppertone baby
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I'm soaked in beer, and I think blood. Why did we think we could tap a keg with a hammer?
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I accidentally called my professor daddy...and I think he liked it. Help, I'm scared.
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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