You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I just looked into the eyes of the man whose car I peed on last night
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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