Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
Today I found out that my boss keeps a breathalyzer on his desk for just these sort of shenanigans
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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