you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
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